Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Well, I'd normally do some Valentines day thing, but everyone around me keeps talking about how its basically "Singles Awareness Day", so I decided to take a different route on it. I haven't really cared about being in a relationship for a while, but since throwing the "LOVE IS GREAT! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH SOMEONE OTHERWISE THIS HOLIDAY MEANS NOTHING (but candy :3) TO YOU!" seems to bother people so much I thought this would be a funny little bit to go on (oooooor it'll just make you more depressed so sorry ^^;  ). Anyway, HAPPY SINGLES AWARENESS DAY/VALENTINES DAY!